TopTweet Treats

It’s Thursday and that means its time for my TopTweets Treat!  What is a “TopTweet Treat?” Well thanks for asking! It’s a compliation of some of my favorite tweets taken from Twitters TopTweets.  For those who are Twitter challenged (like me a few weeks ago), I’ll explain further.  On Twitters homepage there is a constant feed of some of the most interesting  tweets spreading across Twitter. Here are my favs...

“Wow. Apparently there’s a new Zodiac sign called #Ophiuchus.  That sounds like it could be an STD, a Greek God, or Oprah’s scientific name.” -@HerbertFromFG

By now I’m sure you have heard that there is a new zodiac sign called Ophiuchus.  Or is there? Apparently this new sign horror comes for Astronomer Parke Kunkle, who in a interview with the Minneapolis Star-Tribune  said that the alignment of the sun is different from when the zodiac  was created 3,000 years ago, “Creating about a one month bump in the stars alignment.”  Well that means that the zodiac system is all out of wack. According to the new alignment I’m now an Aquarius instead of a Pisces. But wait there is hope, according to a toptweet by @ZodiacLife: ”ALERT: Your Zodiac sign is based on the location of the stars at the time of your birth.  Ophiuchus did not appear until 2009.” So if you like me were born before 2009 you are safe! Its also important to note that according to an article by Mad Science, “Parke Kunkle didn't tell the Star-Tribune that the zodiac ought to include 13 signs instead of 12 — especially since he doesn't believe in astrology at all.”

“There are SO many good writers struggling to get their 1^st publishing contract.  Breaks my heart to see Snooki’s book taking up space in a store.” -@jodipicoult

Where are the Jersey Shore fans?! I must admit that it has been a struggle not to be sucked into the Jersey Shore Phenomeon, but everytime I hear of something like the MTV’s New Years Eve Snooki ball drop or are all people from Jersey like the kids from the Jersey Shore, I remember why I should not support that show. Now Snooki is coming out with a book? “A Shore Thing” follows the character Gia Spumanti at the Jersey Shore.  As Snooki admits in an interview on the Today Show  it’s the Jersey Shore in written word. SMH. I have to agree with @jodipicoult she’s taking up space and is a disgrace to all the real writers in the world.

“Rosa Parks sat, Martin Luther King Walked, & Obama ran so Gucci Mane could get an ice cream face tattoo.”- @Novagiovanni

 As if he isn’t unattractive enough (I’m being nice), he goes and puts an ice cream cone on his FACE! Honestly I shouldn’t have to say anything else, except we take two steps forward (Obama) and three steps back (Gucci Mane)

 “Did you know VODKA makes for a good facial cleanser? Use a cotton ball to apply to face, also tightens pores.” -@ iTweetFacts

To everyone who has ever said alcohol is bad for you..take that lol. I had to laugh at this one too. Could it be true? Well according to an article by the Associated Content  it is very true! Since the leading ingredient in vodka is alcohol as in may over the counter facial cleansers Vodka is very effective. But that’s not all its good for. The same article reports household uses for Smirnoff Vodka, including Spot remover for carpets and clothing and Removing adhesive from surfaces which have had stickers and tape on them.

“Dudes that cheat on their lady with an unattractive girl should be charged with a misdemeanor”-@HeyKikO

Cheating is wrong, but if you’re going to do it, make sure she’s pretty. I will understand a little more.

“I laugh when other people laugh, even if I don't know what they're laughing about haha ;)” @stephenjerzak

Who hasn’t done this lol. I’m glad to know that I am not the only one in the world that laughs now and asks later.

“I love u & I hate u. its like I wanna push u up against the wall and kiss u one minute & the next I wanna throw you down a flight of stairs.”  – @Quotealicious

Hmm..why does tweet remind me of Rihanna and Neyo's song "Hate That I Love You"

“Today is 1/11/11..If u take the last 2 digits of your birth year & add how old u will be turning this year.. it will equal 111” -@JayOHoliday

Try it! It really works!

That’s it for this weeks Toptweets Treats. Come back next Thursday for more!  And leave me a comment with some of your fav tweets of this week. I’m Jess Sayin..Tweet on!